There's a Soph, whose name is Walker
A husky fellow, not a Balker;
He once ran a mile,
Finished with a smile,
Now he's getting to be quite a talker.
We have a boy whose name is Fred.
A boy whom girls do not dread ;
He plays the bass drum
And basketball some,-
And he once got a bump on the head.
JOKES
Mr. Cox: "Curley, where were you the seventh period yesterday?"
Curley: "I beat it."
Mr. Cox: "Well, beat it now and don't come back without an excuse."
Fern: "Latin is a snap."
Walter: "It may be, but I can't snap it."
Mr. Cox: (in general assembly) "Now, folks, we have a great deal before us."
Dale: "I wonder what makes me so short."
Lola: "Because you are always getting called down."
Marion: "Did you ever kiss a girl under a mistletoe?"
Fred: "No, but I've kissed a lot of them under the nose."
Marion: "This wire don't shock me a bit."
Fern: "It doesn't? I would like to shock you once."
Mr. Cox: (in Physics lab) This is a good electric light bulb and this is one is
burned out. I will break the old one so you can see how it's made.
(He carefully breaks the old one.)
37.
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