There was a young man named Walter,
Who couldn't be lead with a halter,
But it was said by some,
If you gave him a plum,
You would never know him to falter.
There was a senior named Babbitt,
In school he had an awful bad habit,
He'd sit and smile
Plumb cros't the aisle,
As timid and soft as a Rabbitt.
There's also a senior named "Green,"
Knock-kneed, bow-legged and lean,
But never the less,
We've got to confess,
In basketball he's very keen.
We have a girl called "Joe,"
Who, in Latin is all the "Goe,"
Though she is quite short,
She's a very good sport,
The rest we'll never "Noe."
Stanley: "I wonder how the girl's team gets clean after a game?"
Guido: "That's easy! They have a scrub team."
Mr. Cox (In Assembly): Now, folks, we have a great deal before us
this morning.
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