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                                     We have a senior by the name of Pearle,
                                     Who is just a good natured sort of girl.
                                              She don't go with boys,
                                              Don't like their noise,
                                     Says she'll leave the nuts for the squirrels.

                                     Miss Whistler says she's nobody's fool,
                                     And teaches her pupils the Golden Rule,
                                              And often says whom spoken to:
                                              "You're just kiddin', aren't you?"
                                     But more often she says:  "Stay after school."

                                     Our professor's name is Cox
                                     Is office door he Lox
                                             He never is short
                                             Is a very good sport
                                     And would be on old 'Donia his Sox.

                                     One of our teacher's name is Carrie,
                                     She urges little boys not to Tarrie,
                                              Teaches Latin, you know,
                                              And English al-so,
                                     Both subjects some students would bury.

                                     Guido is a steppin' fool,
                                     And the biggest talker in the pool:
                                             He would walk a mile
                                             To get just a smile,
                                     From a very short girl in our school.

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                                                   We have a young girl named Fern Hooker,
                                                   Who wonders why the boys never took'er.
                                                             She wears a cute smile
                                                             As she goes up the aisle,
                                                    And they say she's not such a bad Looker.

                                                   One of our teacher's named Ray,
                                                   He likes the girls both night and day.
                                                            He wears a gray suit
                                                            And blushes so cute,
                                                   And drives a Ford to Omahay.

                                                   We know a lassie named Plumb
                                                   Who surely is not a Bumb.
                                                            A Dutch she likes,
                                                            At others she bites,
                                                    But we're sure she's not so Dumb.

                                                    Marie was once seen riding in a Star,
                                                    Which is only the name for the make of a car,
                                                                   She plays basketball
                                                                   That fast 'nuff for all,
                                                    And helps roll up the score quite far.

                                                    We have a senior whose name is Maxine,
                                                    Who's disposition is not very mean,
                                                                  We have to exclaim,
                                                                  She sure can declaim.
                                                     With boys she seldom is seen.

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                                                    There's a Soph, whose name is Walker
                                                     A husky fellow, not a Balker;
                                                             He once ran a mile,
                                                            Finished with a smile,
                                                     Now he's getting to be quite a talker.

                                                     We have a boy whose name is Fred.
                                                      A boy whom girls do not dread ;
                                                               He plays the bass drum
                                                               And basketball some,-
                                                      And he once got a bump on the head.


                                                                      JOKES
                             Mr. Cox:  "Curley, where were you the seventh period yesterday?"
                             Curley:     "I beat it."
                             Mr. Cox:  "Well, beat it now and don't come back without an excuse."

                             Fern:         "Latin is a snap."
                             Walter:      "It may be, but I can't snap it."
                             Mr. Cox:    (in general assembly)  "Now, folks, we have a great deal before us."

                             Dale:         "I wonder what makes me so short."
                             Lola:         "Because you are always getting called down."

                             Marion:     "Did you ever kiss a girl under a mistletoe?"
                             Fred:         "No, but  I've kissed a lot of them under the nose."

                             Marion:     "This wire don't shock me a bit."
                             Fern:          "It doesn't?  I would like to shock you once."

                             Mr. Cox:     (in Physics lab)   This is a good electric light bulb and this is one  is
                                                 burned out.   I will break the old one so you can see how it's made.
                                                 (He carefully breaks the old one.)

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                                                               THE POET'S (?) CORNER

                                                 There was a young man named Walter,
                                                  Who couldn't be lead with a halter,
                                                               But it was said by some,
                                                               If you gave him a plum,
                                                 You would never know him to falter.


                                                  There was a senior named Babbitt,
                                                   In school he had an awful bad habit,
                                                               He'd sit and smile
                                                               Plumb cros't the aisle,
                                                   As timid and soft as a Rabbitt.

                                                    There's also a senior named "Green,"
                                                    Knock-kneed, bow-legged and lean,
                                                                But never the less,
                                                                We've got to confess,
                                                    In basketball he's very keen.

                                                    We have a girl called "Joe,"
                                                     Who, in Latin is all the "Goe,"
                                                                Though she is quite short,
                                                                 She's a very good sport,
                                                     The rest we'll never "Noe."

                            Stanley: "I wonder how the girl's team gets clean after a game?"
                            Guido:  "That's easy!  They have a scrub team."

                            Mr. Cox (In Assembly):  Now, folks, we have a great deal before us
                                                                     this morning.

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                   The first money was obtained through a division of the funds belonging to the township,
            upon amicable terms, by which the independent district received twenty-one percent,
            amounting to $1,847.60.
                   In this division, O. P. Mace, J. W. Griffis and Willoughby Dye represented the township
            while S. D. Lane, Sylvester Dye and T. J. Young the first school board, Looked after the
            interests of the independent district.
                   With this fund on hand and prospects for the future in sight, following the desires of the
            people, the board proceeded to purchase the present school grounds at a cost of  $375, and
            the construction of the building which is now called the grade building at the contract
            price of $5,100 was begun.   Quite an undertaking at the time, considering that it was
            necessary to maintain a school during the time.
                   Like all the other patriotic communities, it was the first effort of the people to provide
            means for educating the youth, that they might grow up to be beneficial to the community
            in which they might live, and good citizens of the state.  With commendable zeal, the Board
            of Education has always worked to maintain the standing of our school equal to other like
            schools of the state.
                   The first regular commencement exercises were held in 1893, when Armanis Patton
            and Lillian Ashley passed out regularly from the school and were given certificates as
            having completed the complement of study.
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                                                  THE CONSOLIDATED SCHOOL

                   The present Consolidated District was formed in1917 and work on the present high
            school building was rushed, but it was not ready to use until about the first of January, 1918.
            Consolidation did not affect the size of the high school so much as it did the grades.  The
            school now employs twelve teachers including the Superintendent.   It is regularly approved
            by the State Department of Public Instruction as a four year high school.

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                         The pupils in this first school were: -  Frank Shinn, Ephraim Baker, Cyrus Burkholder, 
          Louisa Tuttle, James Agler, John Agler, Charles Price, Louisa Price, Warner Losh, Emerson Losh
          Cynthia Losh, George Shinn and Andrew Shinn.

                         Rev. A. T. Shinn, a Methodist minister preached the first Gentile sermon in the
           Graybill cabin in April 1858 to a full house.

                         At this time the Macedonia Township and Kane Township were the only two
           organized townships in the county.  The west line of Macedonia Township took in Silver
           Creek and Washington Townships.  The first election was held in the old mill.  Seventy
           votes were cast coming from Loon's Grove (Avoca), Big Grove (Oakland), Rhode Island
            Ridge (Waveland and Washington Twps.), Wheeler's Grove and Taylor's Station and
           Button's Settlement on Silver Creek.  Those townships in all occupied twenty-four square
           miles.

                        In 1879 the Rock Island and Burlington Railroads were surveyed and on July 4th,
            188? the first train came to Carson.
                        The town of Macedonia was soon moved from "Old Town" to the railroad and
            grew to its present population of three hundred seventy four, more or less, in a few years.
                         EDITOR'S NOTE:  -   This sketch is as nearly as possible in the words of Mr.
            Shinn as he told it to representatives of the Senior Class of 1926 in February 1926. 
            Errors in the spelling of names or other unimportant details may have crept in to the
             narrative, but we believe that it is in the main authentic.



                                         HISTORY OF MACEDONIA HIGH SCHOOL
                                                              By J. M. Kelly
                                                   (Taken from the 1906 Annual)

                       The history of the Macedonia High School may properly date from 1882, when the
                territory now comprising the Independent District of Macedonia was carved out of the
                township district and started to do business "on its own hook."

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